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2022

20

Apr

Charli XCX May Have Nipples of the Day

Here’s some Charli XCX, who we’ve decided sold her soul to the devil over the COVID lull in humanity we all just experienced, because like all the billionaires, she came out of it better than fucking ever. She had a netflix show on her produced, she recorded an ALBUM, she dropped a series of slutty and demonic, SLUTMONIC – it’s a look, music videos….

I just find it weird, because she’s been around for at least 7-10 years and hasn’t managed to pull off any of those things, but all of a sudden people care about her tits, which I guess they’d have to since the rest of her is whatever as far as I’m concerned….

I don’t know what this glammed up photoshoot is for, all fancy with her background set, but I am pretty sure I saw nipple discoloration through her bra, and when you’re an old impotent pervert who hates porn, nipple discoloration through a shirt is the foundation of all things good. It’s our bread and butter…of yesteryear when nipple discoloration through a shirt was enough to make you cum your pants if it was happening in front of you. The good ol’ days.

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