Olivia Jade’s the college admission scandal victim of parents trying to keep up with the Joneses because they could afford to keep up with the Joneses.

I don’t know if you know rich people, but they are very into the status, the talking points, the showing off amongst each other.

I used to know a guy who had some event company, he got in with the rich people and all of a sudden weddings he was planning went from 20k to 500k, because everyone needed to outdo each other…..and I guess they could afford to…even though there’s so many better things to do with 500k even if you have endless supply of money….rather than throwing some uptight party for your lame ass family and friends….

I like to think that the college admission scandal, at least in Olivia Jade’s case, was really just her parents being rich people wanting those talking points for when they ran into people they knew….”OH Olivia, she’s huge on Youtube, but we wanted that degree she’d never have to use because Massimo clothing set us up forever, that’s K-Mart…on and she makes tens of thousands of dollars a month on youtube just being Aunt Becky’s daughter..but we need to teach her how to repeat bullshit taught it school back at some loser who never made it called PROFESSOR”….

Anyway, the fake ROWER, has a pretty fit body, so that’s good enough for me to accept her as a champion rower and I’ll let her into my online course about how to masturbate on camera with vigor and focus…..it’s not a very popular online course, but neither is anything I do.

She posted these bikini pics a few days ago, so we’re revisiting them, there’s too much slutty online, I can’t post it all…and I will say that Aunt Becky should have never gone to JAIL over this bullshit bribery, rich people have been buying degrees forever, who fucking cares, if you don’t like it, get rich. Loser.

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