Olivia Jade’s the college admission scandal victim of parents trying to keep up with the Joneses because they could afford to keep up with the Joneses.

I don’t know if you know rich people, but they are very into the status, the talking points, the showing off amongst each other.

I used to know a guy who had some event company, he got in with the rich people and all of a sudden weddings he was planning went from 20k to 500k, because everyone needed to outdo each other…..and I guess they could afford to…even though there’s so many better things to do with 500k even if you have endless supply of money….rather than throwing some uptight party for your lame ass family and friends….

I like to think that the college admission scandal, at least in Olivia Jade’s case, was really just her parents being rich people wanting those talking points for when they ran into people they knew….”OH Olivia, she’s huge on Youtube, but we wanted that degree she’d never have to use because Massimo clothing set us up forever, that’s K-Mart…on and she makes tens of thousands of dollars a month on youtube just being Aunt Becky’s daughter..but we need to teach her how to repeat bullshit taught it school back at some loser who never made it called PROFESSOR”….

Anyway, the fake ROWER, has a pretty fit body, so that’s good enough for me to accept her as a champion rower and I’ll let her into my online course about how to masturbate on camera with vigor and focus…..it’s not a very popular online course, but neither is anything I do.

She posted these bikini pics a few days ago, so we’re revisiting them, there’s too much slutty online, I can’t post it all…and I will say that Aunt Becky should have never gone to JAIL over this bullshit bribery, rich people have been buying degrees forever, who fucking cares, if you don’t like it, get rich. Loser.

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Rowing champion of the world, so good at Rowing her mom went to prison for it, you know like one of those “LOCK ME UP, YOU SO GOOD, I SHOULD BE WEARING THREE CONDOMS JUST WATCHING YOU ROW SO I DON’T GET MYSELF PREGNANT” kind of rowing….that is actually more fraud based than talent based, but who cares, rich people get away with FAR worse without going to jail…so they bribed a college they wanted her to go to….SO MEAN being discriminatory towards poor people by taking their spot in some convoluted bullshit woke angle on “rich people get what they want because they pay for it and if you don’t like it, get rich”…but people can’t handle that….they want everyone to be on the same footing…COMMUNISTS…

Anyway, she’s made a comeback, survived a scandal and has her TITTIES out…..TITTIES…in a bikini…for a selfie…as the attention seekers do!

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Olivia Jade is Aunt Becky’s daughter she went to jail for, or you may know her as the ultimate rower who was photoshopped rowing to get on the CREW team, only to take the place of some less privileged person, sparking the whole “we all deserve to be treated the same, you can’t be allowed to buy your way into a college, even though that’s the way colleges have worked since their inception, and why bother go to college, when you can just sell pussy pics on the internet….”….

You know, that shit is outdated on all levels, and IVY LEAGUE is about to get more PUBLIC SCHOOL….for inclusivity of course…

The funny thing in the MOST BORING SCANDAL EVER…the most annoying rich person wanting their kids in college when the kids just want an allowance o they can YOUTUBE…it’s not like they’ll ever work so what’s the fucking point of bribing your way in….is it to make you feel like a good parent, is it to fit in with the neighbors who have smart kids, I mean bitch had millions of followers on YOUTUBE…let the girl VLOG….

Now that the internet trolls, the WOKE MAFIA…have decided to stop being mad at a WHITE GIRL from a rich family for the dumbest thing to be mad at…our girl OLIVIA JADE…is finally able to bring the tits out to the internet like she wanted to do before her mom was a fucking pain in the ass about the whole college thing….

The real question is whether Aunt Becky got prison rape by a newly transitioned male to female prisoners with one of those 9 inch long cocks…probably would have made her stay more familiar…like being on the set of FULL HOUSE in the good old days of HOLLYWOOD DEGENERACY …when girls fucked dudes they didn’t want to fuck to make all their dreams come true….

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In my Halloween Round-Up that’s taken me a week because I don’t actually give a fuck about doing celebrity Halloween round-ups, even though I should, but instead like to give each costume it’s own time to shine…

We’re also living in an era of too many sluts, not enough time, coupled with me being old as shit, slow as shit and not really interested in any of this, since our society as we know it is collapsing thanks to all these brainwashed idiots….

But I’ll get to it when I get to it DAD…

So here’s Aunt Becky’s kid, who is best known for her other costume, as a CREW team member on the ROWING CLUB where she was so good at the rowing, it got her into college, not on a scholarship, but at a price because her parents bribed them…a rower so talented she got her parents sent to fucking prison….

Anyway, she’s a naughter naughty devil daughter, in a pretty boring pic, but you know lingerie, fishnets, slutty handjob gloves all worth looking at, even though the DEVIL is hard at work in our current life, thanks to those brainwashed idiots I previously mentioned.

Maybe it’s a tribute to her overlord, or the overlord of LA, but I’ll assume she’s too vapid to know about any of that.

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Aunt Becky’s Youtuber Daughter that got her mom arrested thanks to being so fucking rich and useless that she couldn’t get into college without the family breaking laws and breaking the colleges, ending up in jail because they just wanted the best for their daughter, knowing that her generation are just useless fucks into selfies….IS BACK….

Not that you noticed that the social media influencer, or aspiring influencer was gone, but I saw in passing that she deactivated her shit while her family went through their rich person crisis….by getting locked the fuck up….which is hilarious when you think about it….sent to prison for paying to get your idiot kid into a school….

Well, in being back, she’s wearing a skimpy top, so you know she’s serious about this influencer thing, knowing that she’s got limited options because they’re all traumatized about sending her to another school…PTSD shit…not that you need school when you’re already rich and in the right place…schooling is for the normals….not the LA rich…they’re more into monetizing social media followings…EXCITING…but I prefer sex tapes.

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Aunt Becky Jr is in a bikini showing off her mangled face that we can assume she has made into a muppet face thanks to the pressures of the internet or maybe as a fuck you to her mom for making her stop posting on Youtube thanks to their college admission scandal…..you know they tried every angle to keep Aunt Becky out of prison and failed….

Now, I don’t think that Aunt Becky or that College Scandal was a big deal, I just figured that’s how schooling works, but the internet definitely wasn’t into the whole buying your way into things…while I am a firm believer that if you’re rich, you should be able to buy your way into things, you’re not some sucker fuck, you made it motherfucker and the world is YOUR oyster where people WORK for you…you’re AUNT FUCKING BECKY…

Now I don’t know if muppet face has also jacked her tits up, but you could argue that one is still on the Rowing Team at USC, while the other is just living off their family fortunes as she plans ways to sexualize herself for views…

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I guess now that Olivia Jade’s mom has been released from Prison, and unlike Phil Spector, she didn’t die of COVID while in there, Olivia Jade can go back to her meaningless existence of being another rich kid trying to find clout on the internet by being slutty on social media.

She must have hated the last 2 years where she had to go silent or off the whole influencer hustle, especially since she never wanted to go to UFC, fake rowing bribes or not, that was her parents doing and in doing, she was perfectly happy being a slut of instagram and youtube pretending to be an influencer, creating content for her virtual fans, cuz it feeds their egos…which makes the whole college scandal even more hilarious…like this bitch didn’t even want to go to school, she has money and social media, what more is there for her.

Anyway, in the last 2 years, probably the most important 2 years on Social Media where celebs have finally dove into it, legitimizing it as a valid marketing and sales tool that is good enough for the A List….and the f-list trying to climb the ranks…and this bitch had to sit it out…

So hre she is starting up again, bikini pics are the way to get those likes and follows going….also the gateway to selling used bikinis and feet pics…which is the gateway to a fan account where she fakes chatting with her pervert fans as she upsells the nudes…even though she doesn’t need the money…her Dad Massimo is rich as fuck from his Sears brand of clothing…but I guess having money when you’ve always had money isn’t as fun as having “FANS”…into the young tits and that fake rower body.

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