Charli XCX may have sold her soul to the devil, or whatever secret society in LA that calls all the shots for these idiot popstars, after a decade of her trying to be a big deal, a global pandemic just suddenly gave her relevance she was fighting to get for years, despite already being a millionaire signed artist, she was off the radar and no one cared, but I guess her people said “TIME TO GET SOME RETURN ON INVSTMENT ON THESE TITS BEFORE SHE’S TOO 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD”….and this is all part of that…
So now Charli XCX pops up on NETFLIX, with videos, in the media, showing off her near middled aged tits, and throughout it all, it hasn’t made her any hotter….she still pretty fucking ugly to me….but tits will get stared at by me. It’s what I do.
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