Jade Chynoweth is apparently a 23 year old who has been working in the industry since she was 13, because some 13 year olds can dance their way into the land of low level celebrity while other 13 year olds are busy being awkward nerds that no one likes. We aren’t all created equally….or we don’t all have parents who sell us to pay the fucking rent.
She really hasn’t done all that much, despite being a child dancer, now grown up…her acting roles are basically characters that don’t even have names like in the Step Up Movie Franchise where she played “USA PHANTOM DANCER”….which doesn’t sound like the main, or even secondary character….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist…
She actually went viral doing some lesbian performance on THE VOICE with Halsey, you know keeping network TV spicy, back in 2018 when she would have been barely 18. Perverts.
They say she’s currently the main character on the STEP UP TV show that no one knows exists…I guess she impressed them as “USA PHANTOM DANCER” in the movie no one knew existed…..WHO IS WATCHING THE STEP UP TV SHOW….I’d like to meet them….because I feel they can’t be very sophisticated.
Anyway, like all the whores of the internet and of the mainstream, they strip down to get likes and follows, it’s marketing, just don’t cast them in bikinis to be in a BEER AD, that’d be SEXIST…let them do it for themselves though….since they’re empowered or some nonsense.
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