Katy Perry is some satanist elite from a very rich family who managed to pretend that she was a popstar, not very well by the way, but people bought into it, because the radio told them so, not because they actually liked it, it’s some sort of witch craft that they do to us, casting spells, making money, and creating things like Katy Perry.

She’s consistently depressed me as a celebrity knowing that she managed to game the system at the level she gamed the system….in her early concerts of awkward dancing and annoying singing, the kind that I think legit rapes your brain and that no one has cancelled her for not having my consent to put those sound waves into me violently like it was a raging strap on….

I should sue.

But in her depressing me, she’s had big tits, and tese are heer big tits, getting ready for yet another satanic ritual, satanic hangout amongst her satanic peers who are all the worse people in the world, that we’ve managed to make think are the best people in the world…that’s on us I guess.

Seeing her strugglee to fit the big tits into the gown doesn’t bother me so much, so this MOM, who is NOT a MILF by my standards because I hate her, more a MILF if you can K-Fed her, still has solid tits that I’ll look at, no matter how many baby blood transfusions she had to take to get here, you know cuz tits are fun to look at….EVEN Katy Perry’s.

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