Alessandra Ambrosio is not too old to get naked in a bikini, even though she is on paper, because I guess some bitches try a lot harder to maintain a certain body into their old age when the only thing they’ve ever done has been hot half naked or at least well paid and half naked because her entire career as a VS model, I thought she was really fucking average looking and only cast because as a Brazilian she knew that the other Brazilians were trans and if she went public with that, she’d destroy their whole racket….assuming she’s not one of the trans…which I don’t….because we all know men age better than women, women rot, so when these ladies get old as shit and don’t rot, it kind of brings evidence of what I’ve always suspected….

When the trans can pass, they call them TRAPS, or when the menopausal lady looks as good as this at her menopausal age, there’s no harm in looking, even if it’s photoshopped so hard it’s literal “ART”…

I don’t know who the other bitches are…..but I’ll assume at least one is a diversity hire for the direct to consumer brand I assume this is for….LOTS OF ASSUMPTIONS IN THIS POST….the biggest being that she has a biological cunt.

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