I know what you’re thinking….who is Kelly Brook and why is her boob so big….

Well, like Winona in Edward Scissor Hands reading a story to her grandchild, I’ll explain…..

There was once a time when magazines ran rampant..and those magazines were printed, so they required a lot of money to make, unlike this website I ejaculate on daily….so they needed to sell magazines to the people and did it by producing photoshoots that you could only see in those magazines…so people would buy the magazines. Like any photoshoot, or marketing campaign trying to sell product or magazines knows…..you can make those phootshoots of big titty girls who we’ll call Glamour models…to make it less trashy, shameless, because we liked jerking off to class back then, not throatfuking.

So Kelly Brook was one of those….and this could be her tit from then, or more recently, who knows or cares….she’s basically already dead….or at least old enough to be….probably celebrating her 60th birthday this year.

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