I don’t know why or how Brie Larson even manages to make her legs look like they are old lady calves, but bitch manages to pull it the fuck off….if anything, maybe that’s her talent, since I haven’t managed to find anything else about her that merits any of the celberity or hype she has, if anything, she’s one of the primary examples of how Hollywood has failed hard in their creation of celebrity, because even when I see the nerd losers into the comic book stories get a hard on for her, I don’t believe them.
In the past, with other action movie sluts, that the nerds attach themselves to in weird fucking ways, I’ve believed them…
This time around,, there is no way anyone actually buys into Brie Larson, they are faking it, they are pretending, they have a need to groupie on a celebrity, a want to groupie on a celebrity…..they want to make a lifesize version of them to sleep with and cum on, or they want to carve their bust out of solidified cum they saved in a bucket for every time they cum to them…..you know the kind of guy who stages fake marriages to cardboard cut outs….the lining up at comicon hoping to give 250 dollars to a bitch for an autograph…you get where I am going with this…
Yet this bitch, a profession actor, with a fit looking body, manages to turn even the slutty thing like polee dancing in skimpy whore shorts, while clearly playing it up the best way she can, into the least sexual pole dance content I’ve ever seen…and I’ve seen some bad pole dancing content….just last year I saw two fat lesbian goth looking bitches in the park with a portable pole to practice and it was hotter than this knowing they eat each other out….
Brie Larson, who tried being a popstar first, CLEARLY, didn’t make it as a popstar, but befriended the right people to try to fake it til she made it, and I guess she made it but I don’t believe anyone’s got past her faking it, like we ALL know she doesn’t belong as an A-Lister, OSCAR or not….she’s a scam….or at least really fucking ugly, and she keeps getting uglier, even her fit body can’t change that….she’s gotta be in her 40s….this is a middle age divorcee at the local pole class to add spice to her now single life after 6 months of starving herself from her life collapsing…it’s gotta be…
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
Posted in:Brie Larson