Listen up motherfuckers, you’re in TANLINE country….

I know that the media as a whole is trying to turn you gay and trans, and for the most part it is working because people are simple minded and do what they are told, only in this case it’s not at some college frat hazing, or late at night after a few drinks and you’re homie gets a little weird with you and opens up about how he jerks off to gay porn, the bully in this case is society as a whole…and they aren’t even trying to hide it, cover it up, but instead they are laughing at all the fools they puppet master….TAKE A SHOT, CUT YOUR DICK OFF, WEAR A MASK, RUIN YOUR LIFE….as they cash in an LOL….you can’t really blame them…

Well, I am still a firm believer in hot chicks, and sometimes those hot chicks are literally hot, and do things like hang in the sun, resulting in the nature’s highlighter highlighting the good parts that they keep underwraps, which in and of itself is insane, since everyone’s a slut, it’s almost like they put on clothes to get the tanline for a look, cuz there is no way any of these girls aren’t strategically tanlined….not to mention, most lather skin staining chemicals on themselves for the tanline….so it’s just MOVIE MAGIC….but since everything is fake, and we accept it as real, tanlines are probably the least of our concerns…since we can jack off to them and pretend they are real.

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