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2022

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Brings the Tits of the Day

Kelly Brook brings the tits, because that is the only thing she knows how to do and at 45 years old, it’s not quite as good as it once was, but that’s the standard phenomenon with women, if they get better with age, or hotter with age, it’s because they were previously men and have since transitioned, rocking a new set of perky tits….but organic women, that shit rots organically.

Anyway, this is definitely a Leave Kelly Brook alone post, because she may be a big girl, she’s always been a big girl, she may be a banged out by various athlete girl, she may be a failed actress who moved to LA for th dream, but through it alll she’s had tits bigger than my head and sometimes that’s good enough.

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