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2022

06

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Short Skirt of the Day

Sydney Sweeny’s offically part of the culture….because there was a time when she had less than 500k followers on her social media, even after doing Euphoria, but all of a sudden she’s got 13 million followers, because BIG TITS GET HITS and she’s been showing those tits since she had those 500k followers pretty consistently…

Now, I may hate the show Euphoria and find it a depressing, negative, demoralizing, dehumanizing pile of shit…..where all the high school kids have it so bad, with their modern day issues, with gender, sex, mental healthy…..but I do like seeing Sydney Sweeney fake fuck on camera, so I get her celebrity, the tits are massive….

If you look past the tits, which seem to have landed multiple MTV movie awards, because obviously she would, the system is rigged as she came up through the system and not through social media…..she’s really not that impressive….but they need that person to cast in hopes of getting people to tune into the shows when everyone’s too self involved to bother…

So she’s not the hottest face, when she speaks she sounds retarded, her acting is dog shit, even in well written roles, but have you seen the tits?

She’s just sort of a dopey medicated set of tits, so that’s why you don’t look past the tits. That shit is her hook and that makes her dramatically better than if she didn’t have them….at least to a titty loving pervert like me.

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