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2022

10

Jun

Heidi Klum Spread of the Day

Here’s some Heidi Klum not really looking like Heidi Klum from this angle, but she’s clearly still a product of eugenics, some good old fashioned 1940s Aryan breeding in her mother country, because why let people breed ugly troll children, when you can alter that like a horse breeder, dog breeder, or psychopathic scientist…

I did see pics of her daughter recently, but not sure if she’s even 18 yet, but based on the pics I saw, she’s got some big titties, and we’re soon ready to transition from this old broad to focus on the next generation, and really Klum, who isn’t giving up too quickly, who posts thirst traps on the regular, who still thinks she’s a 19 year old lingerie model in lingerie….because she looks better than girls her age, but is still her age.

I will say that from this angle, fromt he tits down, her midsection looks wierd and sloppy, so the ROT is happening, sh’s just trying to troll us.

Still Heidi Klum, the model who is still everywhere…and part of the mainstream American culture despite being from a family that statistically most likely nazi, but we don’t need to go into all that, we can just appreciate her pulling off the BLANCHE…

In the event you don’t know the reference, there’s an episode of Golden Girls where Blanche Realizes when she’s on top, she looks like an old bitch with her skin hanging off her face, but laying on her back, the bedroom face lift….an when you’re old as shit…but still a trained model who like being half naked in photos, your job is to know your angles.



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