Funny girl that I’d argue is not very funny but I generally hate all stand-up and find it some contrived, try hard, practiced in front of the mirror bullshit that almost never makes me laugh and not because I go into it not wanting to laugh, or I go into it thinking it’s corny as shit, or I go into it thinking these idiots spent years practicing to get a solid 30 minutes of material, how fucking lame…..if anything, I like to assume top comedians are funny instinctively which is why I expect to laugh….but never end up laughing….because it’s lame.

So I’m not one of those chicks can’t be funny comedians dudes, I’m one of those no one can be funny doing comedy because they are too fucking lame….

I couldn’t tell you Whitney’s best joke, but I can say her best move was going into comedy becuase being the hot chick in comedy is being the ugly chick in hollywood, so you have more potential opportunity to sell shows with your tits and dick sucking jokes that route, which CUMMINGS has done…

Now that she’s rich and old, we’ve got her producing the weirdest nudes around, none with gaping asshole, so not quite a nude at all….as the gaping asshole defines whether it is a nude or not. Facts. I’m just dropping them.

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