How many times can a motherfucker say that Tanlines are Nature’s Highlighter, as it turns out, many fucking times, because what the fuck else are you going to say about a tanline, which is basically a powerpoint presentation on where the bikini was, and what you are seeing is them out of the bikini, so that their nakedness is still nakedness, but nakedness with a constant reminder that NOT everyone sees them naked, just the 1000s of people off the internet who they upload their tanlines for, because they don’t have tanlines from being active by the hotel pool, but rather tanlines for the tanline nudes….which for the record are still tanlines.

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