Sydney Sweeney is a huge star, the Pam Anderson of her generation thanks to a softcore porn show called Euphoria that has pretty much exploited her and used her in every sex scene, which I guess makes her character more important and thus her celebrity more important and it is all thanks to her big, awkwardly big, almost novelty level, borderline birth defect tits that everyone fucking loves because we are all titty loving perverts.

They really are a blessing, because her acting, even her overall look, besides the fit body is average at best, but in America, and I guess aroud the world, mediocrity is thrown out the window when tits that want to be seen, that are willing to be seen are used to their full potential, like hers have been.

Will she ever live down the tits, maybe in some mental break a few years from now, we’ll hear about her transitioning when no one cares anymore, but for now it’s Sweeney Titty everyday and I endorse that messaging, because she’s pretty fucking hot, the kind of body you’d jerk off to in your ANIME, or that you’d get a sex doll to look like….all good thigns….when half naked…

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