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2022

28

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Bikinis make the world go round, at least according to me, because I have very few interests in life, yet bikinis, tits and vagina are the top 3 not in that order…

I figure without the bikini, the world would probably go on existing, so maybe saying they make the world go round is a little over the top….but it would probably be a world that you wouldn’t want to live in unless the bikini disappearing meant the tits and vagina would have nothing to cover up with at the beach, in which case, I’ll still have my other two passions, tits and vagina.

BUT the truth is, bikini pics make the internet go round, the social media feed with their SFW content to try walk that grey area of being jerk-off-able, to compete with the sites that post the shit people actually want to see, would be very fucking boring…..so bikinis make the internet go round and since internet is everyone’s main life….they are important….hence the swimwear roundup of randoms in random photos of random swimwear….nothing makes sense, but swimsuits are a constant worth looking at.

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