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2022

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are protesting “Canada Day” and “Independence Day” because for whatever reason the woke liberal types that are so far left they are offensive socialists, feel that the flag, the creation of the country, is some horrible day of mourning, when really, the only day of the year worth mourning is their birthdays because they are miserable fucks…..who hate their lives, themselves, their family, their culture, everything…

It’s like a bunch of mid-30 cat ladies with blue hair and a miserable existence realized that being mad as a collective makes them feel better about their miserable self…as a group….

Didn’t they always know that the land was stolen by the white man from the natives, it’s sort of the whole history of the country, and the people responsible for doing that are long dead or their lineage is in a castle or office somewhere posing for their face to be put on Canadian money….

It was the union of monarchy and private business (Hudson Bay Company, the owner of SAKS) that were systematically taking the land, so go annoy them…..

Not annoy this motherfucker while trying to eat my hot dogs, drink my beer, fuck a relative through marriage, shoot my hand off in a fireworks show, you know typically patriotic celebrations….

We all know that our Freedom has been attacked, but the funniest thing is that the people fighting for freedom are the patriots, the people crying about how somber and sad a day like your country’s founding 300 fucking years ago are the ones who hate themselves, their country, fun, happiness….so be sure to tell them to FUCK off if you see any of them….

Less talk, more drunk…

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