So last week, there was some bullshit storyline that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ 18 year old daughter had decided to launch an onlyfans because she isn’t rich enough, or loved enough, or gets enough attention to not hop on the money train that she likely hopes gives her some clout, gets her some audience and makes her some stupid money….for getting naked on the internet….
Why give the nudes away for free to dudes on TINDER when you can bait really lame dudes into subscribing to your porn site…right…
Well, a week later, the PLATYPUS looking mom, who was once a Heidi Flies girl decided to hop on the trend and pull out some deflated titty, or mangled tits, with her very sad looking nipple…
Luckily, she realized how stupid her nipple looked and has posed in more strategic ways since the first titty drop….that people potentially paid for….which is fucking insane since she’s old as shit and you can just jerk off to her tits when they were at their prime, at their happiest, at their best….
But maybe that level of sadness and desperation is the fetish…..one of those just because you can get naked doesn’t mean you should or just because you’ve been a legit whore in your life before a few acting jobs doesn’t mean you need to continue…or just because there is easy money when you have money does’t mean you should….or just because Charlie Sheen HIV is probably in you so why bother caring….it’s not a death sentence so it doesn’t mean you should…..and the fact that you are, because you don’t have to, is awesome to a very small group of people….
I don’t find it awesome, you see the only 50+ year olds I’m into on OnlyFans is the ones who weren’t naked and famous in their 20s, so that I still get to see them naked, in my campaign to see every girl in the world naked, but if the 50 year old has nudes from her 20s, I’ll stick to the archive footage….
MOST IMPORTANTLY….if you’re asking fans to pay up, I fucking hope you do more than a lame tit pic, I mean this is a slutty generation and she’s a founding father of slut, so at least fuck some giant dildo or something, make it worth it.
Could you imagine how lame you’d have to be to sign up and pay this bitch to see her deflated tit…I mean how embarrassing…if she was doing circus tricks with her cunt that she learned along the way, like shooting out ping pong balls out of her asshole and catching them in her mouth like a seal, before shooting ping pong paddles out of her cunt to make the point….then I’d be into it…but A TIT PIC…that’s offensive.
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