I don’t pay attention to Jessica Simpson or her toned legs from carrying her fat ass around all those years before the multi-million dollar weight watchers deal, even though her big tits have brought some joy over the years back when she was famous, because big tits always bring joy, even the gross ones, because they are tits.

Well, the other he posted a bathing suit pic, that doesn’t featured her belly, and she may even have a belly since her arms look toned too and those arms don’t get the same muscle work as they don’t have to carry her fat ass around…..we’re more interest in the tits….

At least that was until noticing the guy she’s pissing in the pool next to has a fisting glove on, sure you could say he has a sports inury, but that could just be to avoid injury from the fisting, and we’ll assume he got that glove from her Texan ranch insemination barn, you know where the fisting of all COWS, even JESSICA take place….

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