If there’s one thing I know for sure, besides that I am a loser, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but if there’s one thing I know, it’s that girls fucking love wearing bikinis and really any swimwear, and they always have.

Sure there’s a handful of girls who pretend to be insecure or too fat for the bikinis when planning on vacation….but about 5 minutes of slipping into one, when all duddes instinctively look at their tits and pussy area, even if they look like pigs at the backwoods farm that the owners fuck because they don’t have alternative options, dudes still fucking look…which turns them on, makes them realize that they should post that shit on social media to keep the compliment fishing, since like BLOWJOBS no dude ever says, “You can do better”….but instead are distracted by the blowjob, or the bikini pic and say “that’s so hot”…..so we’ve got a world of girls who can’t suck dick thinking they suck great dick, and a world of girls who should be insecure in bikini, but fucking love the attention….

And like those dudes fucking pigs, I’m into all swimwear, because I am nostalgic and had to jerk off to bikini pics before GAPING ASSHOLES were the accepted selfie trend.

I’m so old.

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