Sasha Pieterse is some South African actress that I’ve never heard of…but she has millions of followers so she either matters in a big way, or she has millions of fake followers that brands would probably still pay her to post them, because everything is a FUcKING LIE man…

Since I don’t know who Sasha Pieterse is and she’s showing tit, I figure it’s my RESPONSIBILITY to you, DEAR READER, to do a deep dig and find you some exclusive info on her….

MAYBE, I need to do a 10 Things you NEED to Know about Sasha Pieterse…

Or maybe I’ll call it 10 Things YOU didn’t know about Sasha Pieterse…but were too lazy to google because you don’t know who the fuck Sasha Pieterse is.

Here we go…

1- Born in South Africa, white and probably racist 26 years ago.

2- Human Trafficed to Las Vegas at 5 years old…..probably by her parents….

3- her parents were professional acrobats….so what better way to make actual money that to sell your daughter.

4- who the fuck is a professional acrobat…..

5- She was the face of SUPERCUTS at 4 years old…..

6- I hope you didn’t know she was the face of SUPERCUTS at 5 years old….

7 – She eventually got cast in the huge show PRETTY LITTLE LIARS at the time Instagream was just starting up, so we call that her lottery win….

8- She sings souther rock…..makes cookbooks and recently made a baby.

9- Her ovaries are broken and cause her weight FLUCTUATIONS….

10 – She’s showing nupple….and big 26 year old mom with broken ovary that cause weight gain TITS.

Now, make this post viral….I JUST CLICKBAITED…

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