I may be wrong in thinking that Eva Longoria is one of those white washed people who use their ethnic background to their advantage when trying to get ahead or trying to get sympathy, you know like “I’m gay be nice to me”….or “I’m trans give me this job”….only in her case, she’s Mexican…..as unique as a breakfast taco.

I just feel like she doesn’t even know the language, you see this with a lot of first generations from back in the day like Eva Longoria, because maybe their families were trying to assimilate in their new found country, with as little prejudice as possible, you know TO HIDE from the NAZI RACISTS of TEXAS who were scared of the Mexican migration of the 50s when Longoria was BORN.

She just gives off the vibe that she has a Mexican Gardener…..who she underpays like a white person….like my black friend who used to hate black strippers and take them for lap dances just to give them shit for their life choices…..

Anyway, shes in a bikini with some bitch named BRAVO, and I have to wonder if this is pre-fisting or post-fisting, since celebs are fucking perverts and since Longoria has had a kid, and thus totally easy to fist.

She is old as shit, but still trying, and I guess when trying involves slutty selfies, even when old, and out of context, we’ll look.

She’s also one of the biggest international stars, which is weirdd, since she hasn’t dropped and Spanish Language album yet, but maybe that Housewives show, which is really the only thing I know her for, was syndicated in 100 languages for globalism….that people of the world couldn’t get enough of….you know vapid american suburban drama….what a joke…..

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