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2022

14

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I wonder if people are realizing that the sun doesn’t kill you, that’s just some real propaganda, and the real thing that kills you is the sunscreen, filled with all it’s TURTLE KILLING chemicals, that get absorbed by your skin, all to block out your natural vitamin D production, which leads to countless chronic illnesses, including but not limited to COVID…..

I doubt it…

I know that in the organic, healthy, global warming denying communities that I subscribe to, the argument is that the sun is what charges us, our bare feed in the ground ground us, the sun is the light that is responsible for all life, and you fucking need it…..

So all these “Put on sunglasses” and “lather yourself with cancer causing chemicals” that they pretend is from the sun, is just marketing to suckers at its best.

I’ve heard the key to longivity is sunning your asshole, so get out there, middle of the park, and spread that ass for all the sunning glory…..and when the police come, show them your doctor’s note saying you need to sun your ass, and since you don’t have a backyard, this is the best place to do it….they can’t discriminate against you over your medical decisions…..

Anyway, here are some girls who sat in the sun and exposed aroud 80 percent of their body to the sun, before showing you the 20 percent that got no sun….NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER.

Or they are just doing TANNING CHEMICAL DIPS for the effect, because when they go out in the sun, they do other chemical dips that keep them pasty as shit.

Point of the story, don’t fear nature and TANLINES are hot.

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