The famous WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI is now 46 years old and that may not be exciting to anyone who found Ali Larter hot, since 46 is old as shit, with some real rotting reproductive organs, where even GOD or the CREATOR of MAN said “at a certain age, they are just too fucking old to fuck” and if you’re fucking while menopausal, it is more a “doing it because you can” than a doing it because you should…..

Now I am not Ali Larter’s TAMPON collection, so I have no idea how many eggs are left in her carton, but she’s giving us a solid POV of what she’d probably be posed like at the GYNO when he’s counting them out……only in a youthful and fun bikini, with some dried cum on her mound, unless that’s “DRIED SKIN”…..like we’ve never found dried cum on our chronic masturbating selves in places we didn’t know it ended up, only to realize when in public, or when asked by one of our friends “dude what’s that on your ear”……oh shit…….think fast….”DRY SKIN”….

And the real question is why is she taking loads on her belly and not inside her, isn’t menopause nature’s IUD along with being nature’s “You shouldn’t be fucking”…..

Who cares.

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