It is, or it was, Swim Week in Miami….where they try to pretend that they are New York Fashion Week but for swim companies…..with bikini fashion shows and parties that some of the lowest level slutty instagram models trying to be famous have their opportunity to shine and the whole thing feels pretty fucking gutter to me, but mainly because I am from the Victoria’s Secret Era of high production coupled with high quality pussy, and even then, I’d never watch their fashion show infomercials for the normies, but it was far less ghetto.

As far as I’m concerned, the bikini is not for runways, it’s for the beach, the pool, the park, for public exhibitionism, for instagram selfies of people you know from real life on vacation so you can jerk off to them….but when you take the instagram model out of the photoshopped safe space of social media and throw her real self on stage…it all goes to shit pretty quick….but when you put that same real self on the street, or in the coffee shop in front of me…..it’s all good…..

So I don’t like hyped up bikini, but I do like bikinis, because half naked bitches are better than clothed bitches, and even better when they are shy and insecure about themselves being half naked in public….but maybe that’s just my fetish..mousy bikini girls…..who cares, seriously….fuck off.

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