Tanlines are better than the traditional way of trying to get some color to your skin when too scared to go outside and face the sun, thanks the media making you scared of it for the last 50 fucking years, even though it’s the source of energy that fuels every aspect of life, because in the beginning God created light people, making me question the alliance the media has to their overlord….because you’d have to be a real psycho to turn on the damn sun…..and an even bigger psycho to want to DIM it……

But yeah, the traditional tan, or blackface, was smearing feces on yourself, that stank and attracted bugs, but had the look the girls wanted, so they developed chemical versions of feces to smear on their skin, for the body to absorb, all toxic and pumping through their veins, but luckily, both sun addicted normal people who should be charged by the sun, and lazy pig girls who smear shit on themselves, are wise enough to know to leave the skin where the bikini goes pure, untouched, and natural….you know to highlight the good parts when they take nudes for perverts like us to jack off to….because one thing is for sure, tanlines are hot, girls know it, and love showing them off as much as I like staring at em.

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