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2022

22

Jul

Halsey Bikini Tits of the Day

Halsey is one of the new generation popstars that may make huge money doing whatever it is that she does, but that isn’t really that impressive in what she does, because everything’s sort of become a fast food, fast fashion, fast fuck that we pretend never happened. It is the Kardashian level of try hards trying hard to be influencers, musicians making music to go viral, not because it’s from the soul, movies are designed to be blockbusters, treating the audience like 13 year old half wit morons that they walk through the movie, and no one seems to care because they base quality on money and money is everything in their demonic world….

The good news is that in Halsey scamming her way to the top from the VIP room, to the being featured on a touring DJs hit song, to getting a record deal and invited to all that high profile parties, where she told a lie about being homeless, or sleeping on trains, scared of being raped….because her family probably lived in the suburbs….

Then she became a race baiter and protested shampoos in hotels she was staying at for free because she was famous for not having hair product for black people, since she’s half black and no one cared, which she couldn’t fucking have….so instead she shoved it down our throats.

Then she was seen snorting drugs on a jet ski in Miami and none of her brand sponsors or label cared, it was all good, let the kids who think you’re cool get into that shit true, because in this era of TRUTH, which is actually the era of everyone being a fucking liar, you can do what you want because that’s your truth, or that’s your mental health….

She did get fake tits with her money and shit out a kid, before claiming to have all kinds of chronic illness and auto immune diseases, which is what you’d want from your favorite pop slut…the fake tits, not the AIDS…and now she’s in a bikini, because she’s pushing products on her unsuspecting fans because you guessed it….SHE WANTS MORE MONEY….since you can never have enough when you are these garbage people.

Point of the story, her body looks good, and that’s saying something, since she shat out a kid and has been whining about dying for a solid year…maybe auto-immune disease is the answer to having a ripped toned body….I mean those gays in the 80s had a low as fuck body fat index…..maybe they were onto something…..so if you’re looking to get fit, go out there and have raw anal in a bathhouse, or I guess you can always get the COVID vaccine, which is destroying immune systems around the world DAILY….and while you do that, I’ll stare at these bolt ons.





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