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2022

25

Jul

Mikayla Demaiter is the Hot Goalie in a Bikini of the Day

Mikayla Demaiter got famous on the internet, you know, one of those “went viral” kinds of situations, because she’s a Canadian goalie with huge fucking tits, makes herself up like a typical bimbo of the internet, where every look she gives is one you can probably find a filter that millions of other girls have used and that’s not necessarily a bad thing, when you factor in her awesome tits

She is from Canada, what’s up Canada, which means she doesn’t just use maple syrup as lube, she actually self lubricates with maple syrup….it is in her blood…a delicious stick mess.

Unlike most Canadian female ice hockey players, she doesn’t look like she’s got a dick, or that she works the farm on weekends with the boys, but instead like an actual chick. How does that make sense?

I guess when your’e Canadian, like having a Maple Syrup pussy, you are just born with the Hockey skills needed to get you viral enough for dudes to realize you have big tits, so that you can launch an onlyfans and live out your slutty dreams, because hockey isn’t her only talent, being born with big tits, like a big titty savant, or virtuoso, like those autistic kids who learn classical piano at 4 years old, she was born with all she fucking needed, and it wasn’t HOCKEY PADS, it was a whole other kind of pad that requires no pads or chicken cutlets cuz they’re huge.

This is her giving Baywatch some POINTERS….

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