All these uptight motherfuckers, all soft and boring, are complaining that NYC has basically fallen apart in the last few years, crime is up, fucked up shit is going down, people are fucking on the Subway platform, you know amazing things….that you could consider dystopian if you’re a wimpy white lady from the midwest who works as a school teacher.

The way I see it, NYC was at it’s prime when it was near bankrupt, fully corrupt cesspool of disgusting back in the 70s and I guess 80s, don’t quote me, I’ve only been to NYC once…

But I came across this subway summer party, a little slip and slide, with midgets and brown liquor, booty in bikini twerking, and I thought, that’s the kind of flash mob we need for a viral stunt…because flash mobs don’t have to be as lame as when the theatre troops used to put them together for viral videos before people realized you can just take a selfie of your tits instead of putting in the work.

All this to say, this shit, looks incredible….and how I want to see a city, society, speicies collapse….getting TURNT….or LIT….or is that racist to quote rap catch phrases when posting people in a subway having a good time like it’s a ghetto rap video….since everything is racist now…

Who knows, but this is great…..don’t be a fun killer, let the people live.

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