Get fit or die trying or some shit…

In a world of lazy fucking bitches who sit on their lazy asses and get paid for posting a half assed nude, while some dude sexts on their behalf to the autistic retard fans they’ve managed to rook into their evil fucking exploitative trap….there are a lot of fat girls out there…..obviously we blame the body positivity movement which really was a guarantee win as every fat girl out there would hop on board to the campaign, making it their own, amplifying it and ruining a generation of girls by not let them feel like shit for being fat, to motivate them to not get fat……and the funniest thing about the body positivity movement is that these fat empowered girls photoshop themselves to be less fat and when they actually lose weight, since no one likes being fat, they get shunned by the petty and miserable fat girl community that is a reminder that MISERY ENJOYS COMPANY….

But yeah, despite all the fat propaganda, bitches know they look, feel and fuck better when fit, so this is our shout out to the fit girls out there for being hotter than fat chicks, and a reminder to fat chicks that they can drop the fat girl donut and start excercising their way to true feeling good, feeling happy, and being an actual positive role model for the young fat girls out there to get less fat and live longer.

Point of the story, fit bitches, fitness girls, are better and can ride you while kicking your ass, so you can be the fat one in the bed, the way nature intended….because two fats don’t make a right, but they do break beds while trying to find each other’s genitals for some fishy, musky friction….

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