Brie Larson is a fucking hack, she’s phoney try hard across the board, and that applied to her attempt at a pop career in the 90s when she was first getting started, since she’s old as shit, it applies to her living off a man while she was trying to get her bearings, only to leave him when she got famous, it applies to her Oscar winning performance that was bought, and that would have got any actor who played that abused, held captive, mom of a bratty Canadian kid an Oscar, but it happened to be her, the lottery win that has allowed you to really embrace and appreciate her love for the acting craft as she only does big budget comic book action blockbuster trash, which is appropriate since she’s overpaid trash.
If any celebrity should have Imposter Syndrome, it’s Larson, there’s just nothing compelling, intersting, inspiring, or hot about her.
Even her slutty content for social media, that she’s clearly pushing for momentum, likes and follows, because the fans don’t care about her, even though they REALLY want to care about her, you know nerds, you can sell them anything and they’ll by into it for as long and with as much enthusiasm or passion as they can, so even if a bitch isn’t hot, if she’s in their movie of choice they get boners for her, it’s not an achievement really, or an accomplishment, it’s just manipulating weak sad lonely men with bikinis.
Anyway, her feet terrify me, but I’m not a foot fetishist, those long veiny things may be desireable in that WIKIFEET FOOT SELLER realm………her legs, skinny, but not in a good way, looking like she’s starving herself and overdoing the cardio like some kind of mom dealing with her anxiety issues through jogging, you’ve seen them as their leggings sag off their mom asses, which I guess she is old enough to be….but isn’t, cuz she’s too busy LYING.
The general verdict is that she looks like a starving meth addict, or Anne Heche on a leisurely drive, but a movie star, I’m not getting that energy, but I guess I’m also not privy to her bank accounts that don’t make her any hotter to me…….but maybe hot enough to K-Fed if the opportunity arose….but that’s a whole other fantasy that can be applied to any woman willing to pay my way, I mean thanks to my fat wife, I haven’t paid rent since the 90s, so I can post nonsense like this for unappreciative pricks like you.
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