This was too good to not post.

Mary is some viral sensation for having the world’s fattest pussy, but also some really silly clown tits, and funny enough, she makes a shit ton of money because she’s making stupid money thanks to the fucking internet loving her and her approach.

I assume she gave herself the name Mary Magdalene because she was a hooker for good, before realizing being a drunk and high degenerate on social media pays better, so long as you have a hook, and her hook is her overall freakish, but totally relevant, parody of what girls actually do to themselves, she just did it on steroids, with more focus and comedy.

I always appreciate when girls who get this shit done to themselves, go next level with it, rather than try to pretend they are natural. The over the top, go big or go home approach to fake tits, fake ass, fake pussy, is fucking ART.

I don’t know if it’s really hot to anyone, but making it nice an exaggerated like a cartoon while putting her health and wellness at risk, since this must be fucking toxic, all for the sake of viral hype and appeal, is the best kind of social commentary..

At 9 am, she was drinking vodka gatorade, doing poppers, whippets from her LA house she’s renting because that’s where money and fame takes you, straight to the depths of hell.

She does these benders that she livestreams, and today, she was naked and it was legendary…..

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