Mary Magdalene is a viral sensation for being pretty entertaining and ridiculous, even terrifying.

She was a stripper or hooker in Canada before going viral before turning herself into some kind of circus freak, doing some aggressive Instagram cosmetic procedures that left her with the most instagram face in human form ever, she also went viral for having the fattest pussy because she injected it with filler, which she has since removed, but when she had it, there was some serious cameltoe happening….she had retarded huge tits, comical clown sized tits that you’d probably want if you were getting fake tits in a go big or go home kind of way….then one of those tits burst and gave her a uni-boob.

She decided to rebrand herself, covering her whole body tattoos in black, tattooing her eye, she got smaller tits, removed a lot of her plastic surgery, stopped mattering but kept up the instagram lives that instagram would ban her for because she was too fun for the platform….

She is now growing out her tits again, trying to build up her audience again, and in doing that she’s managed to flash her vagine while doing one of her infamous instagram lives, which makes her A LOT more fun than you’d expect her to be….even though you’d expect her to be fun because of how wild and crazy she is….

The internet is a wonderful place that creates serious GEMS…..and I watched this GEM live broadcast and I captured these pictures of her cunt because I am a hard hitting journalist.

WHERE IS MY BOOK DEAL?

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Mary is a pretty hilarious online personality. You may remember her for going viral a long time ago for having the world’s fattest vagina. She supported having the fattest vagina, with having some insane clown tits, basically destroying her actual body, while doing social commentary on how fucking weird social media is, and what it does to people, by putting herself under the knife in some performative art kind of attention seeking way, and I guess it’s paid off for her….

She’s got fans, people watch her craziness, her instability in 24 hour long broadcasts of her going on insane benders, like her recent one on vacation, where her newly scaled down tits made an appearance and it’s almost fascinating, while being totally disgusting, and despressing, but also fun….confusing creature this Mary is, but I blame social media for pushing her to what will be a premature death….

TITS OUT!

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There’s just something about MARY….

You have probably seen MARY, she’s a viral sensation who I think is out of Canada, who basically took performance art pretty fucking seriously, like she’s Madonna or Amanda Lepore and leveled up with the whole plastic surgery, injections, and all that other good stuff to originally go viral as the girl with the fattest pussy in the world….and eventually becoming the girl with the dumbest CLOWN tits in the world….to the girl who’s dumb clown tit exploded….and now tyhe girl who got her clown tits rebuilt….

Well, she obviously is a little unstable, a little wild, a little crazy and a victim of social media….so naturally, during a mental break, it only makes sense for her to get topless with the new tits, during some drinking bender….

She took the IG Live to her burner account, because her regular account was blocked due to nudity and she’s claiming she’s transgender and blocked by IG who are transphobic, so she’ll SUE…

Who the fuck cares what else is going down on the bender, she’s a freakish woman, an addict, over the top, a victim of her character that got her famous, who has lost her mind but her new tits are out and I find that endearing…

SAVE MARY.

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This was too good to not post.

Mary is some viral sensation for having the world’s fattest pussy, but also some really silly clown tits, and funny enough, she makes a shit ton of money because she’s making stupid money thanks to the fucking internet loving her and her approach.

I assume she gave herself the name Mary Magdalene because she was a hooker for good, before realizing being a drunk and high degenerate on social media pays better, so long as you have a hook, and her hook is her overall freakish, but totally relevant, parody of what girls actually do to themselves, she just did it on steroids, with more focus and comedy.

I always appreciate when girls who get this shit done to themselves, go next level with it, rather than try to pretend they are natural. The over the top, go big or go home approach to fake tits, fake ass, fake pussy, is fucking ART.

I don’t know if it’s really hot to anyone, but making it nice an exaggerated like a cartoon while putting her health and wellness at risk, since this must be fucking toxic, all for the sake of viral hype and appeal, is the best kind of social commentary..

At 9 am, she was drinking vodka gatorade, doing poppers, whippets from her LA house she’s renting because that’s where money and fame takes you, straight to the depths of hell.

She does these benders that she livestreams, and today, she was naked and it was legendary…..

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