Some woke idiots hate Johnny Depp for having a penis, other woke idiots hate Amber Heard for being an asshole to Johnny Depp, since celebrity has the ability of winning people over and making them neglect all the bad things you do, I personally don’t give a fuck it’s all by design to confuse, distract while annoying me.

There is no way the Johnny Depp court case wasn’t to clear his name so that big power players could get him back in movies guilt free, because he’s an earner, and even if he raped a pony at a petting zoo, which is not code for sex with Amber Heard, but likely smells better than sex with her, they’d still spin it. That’s Hollywood, until they need to remove you for knowing too much, then they all turn on you, as snakes do.

Anyway, Lily Rose Depp is going to be a big star, doing the whole acting thing, and I saw this video of her smoking and drinking like a classy European of the 80s, tits out I thought of an old friend and familiar commenter – Horny Lohan Wanker who loves when a bitch smokes, ideally with red lipstick, so Lily Rose Depp being a hot rich kid with famous parents, trying to be famous on her own,

So you’ll probably like it if you’re born in the Glamor days of smoking being glamor even though most people who smoke are white trash, or you’ll hate it because your mom died of lung cancer, but since her tits are out and you know Johnny Depp’s cum created her like it created a rash on Amber Heard’s asshole, it’s a win for all involved.

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