Summer may be ending but thanks to your virtual pathetic incel life, you can seek the endless summer like you were some pioneer of surfing, or some instagram model who needs to be where there is bikini weather all the time, otherwise it fucks up her content stream of being famous for being in bikini, all from the comfort of your own soiled in semen couch or chair you are sitting on, because your life is pretty sad, but it’s not like you try to improve it, and why would you, when you get better angles than you do in person from the shameless self promotion of these broads, where they’d just have you beat up if you were to beat off, even though your pant pocket, if they were posing like this in front of you.

I am a pervert from Canada where it is winder 99 percent of the year, I was raised in a more conservative time of not enough bikinis, so I have a swimwear fetish across the baord, the skimpier, not always the better, but I definitely can relate to all the people who have jerked off to people they know when they post their bikini pics to social media, which is really the only reason I think social media ever worked. We are all perverts, some better at it than others

Here’s that bikini round up!

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