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2022

17

Aug

Kelsea Ballerini Brings the Body of the Day

I listen to country music and have been since long before starting the site in 2004, it’s just from the heart, good positive messaging, that in this era is the only real music being made, even when it’s shit, it’s better than that video game pop music they use to destroy the minds of these kids who don’t stand a fucking chance. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I use that as my reference into how satanic the music industry is, and really, I’m sure country music is filled with it’s own satanic agenda, but it is presented as wholesome, god, country family, and speaks about important things like heartbreak, death, drinking, and god. I would live in Tennessee if I could and I would work in country music if I knew how to work or had any marketable skills…

So I know Kelsea Ballerini, not personally, but from the Opry and other country things and just last week she was in Montreal at some country festival I didn’t go to since I have no money, no celebrity, or access to these kinds of things. No one says “let’s give that drunkenstepfather tickets” if anything, they’d kick me out if they knew what “drunkenstepfather” was. It’s the life I chose for myself.

The good news is that she was playing an outdoor show and I coincidentally walked by the venue, not realizing there was a country music festival happening, and I heard her angelic voice live. It wasn’t life changing, obviously, but it was a solid coincidence that makes me think that Kelsea Ballerini and I may be connected at the soul and that I should be writing love poems for her since there are no coincidences in Christianity, but since I don’t do that hokey shit, since we’re not connected at the soul, I can just stare at her in her slutty country outfit instead and encourage you to do the same, because she’s in hot country territory now even if she’s not that hot, she’s not fat, she’s hot for a country singer and that’s hot enough for me.

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