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2022

18

Aug

Whitney Cummings Being a Funny Girl of the Day

Whether you believe that women comedians can exist, which I guess you can’t really think they don’t exist, since there are a lot of very rich female comics, I guess it’d be more a whether you think women comedians are funny, or not, because a lot of people don’t find women comedians funny, while I personally don’t find any comedians funny, they are try hard losers who practice jokes in front of the mirror, instead of being organically funny, and that is fucking lame……

I’ve been to tons of comedy shows, barely ever laughed at any, because the comics are just not that impressive when you know they’ve said the same joke 1000 times.

I do think women can be funny, or are funny, some of the funniest people I know are chicks, I just don’t like when they are loud, screaming for attention, making awkward sex jokes, it’s boring and annoying and I get second hand embarrassment for them.

Now Whitney Cummings is up there with the top of the comedians, she’s paid a lot, she’s had hit shows, she’s rich as shit because she figured out going the comedy route would be the easiest way to get famous, suck some dick, or give the nerd comics hope she’d suck their dicks, while giving girls relatable stories that empower them you get what I am saying, not hard to game nerds into giving you shows when you have hot tits.

Anyway, she’s old now, but still trying to get the laughs on social media, because she’s got her pile of money, what else is she to do, and by the looks of it, her joke is being a dog chasing surfers on the beach, which is some art imitating life, really. Good one….lame fuck.

Old white girl trying to be funny for the camera chasing men like a thirsty and desperate lady, knowing she can just buy all those surfers if she really wanted to, they’d likely fuck her for free since she’s famous, yet here she is dropping REAL bad jokes at the expensive of herself, because this is some second hand embarrassment shit again, just giving white girls a bad name.

She also has hard nips:

She also has cameltoe:

That’s been you Whitney Cummings comedy round-up for the year – hopefully.

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