I don’t know if I’m just an old school pervert, or maybe it’s because I’m a Canadian based pervert where it’s winter for about 90 percent of the year, but I still think there’s something real hot about Swimsuits, which seems crazy when you think about, since girls are such dirtbags now!

I was always perfectly happy looking at a bitch seeking validation or as she’d describe in her own words “just documenting my life, the bikini is just me being honest” or whatever rationale they use to divert from being thirst trappers crying for likes and follows!

I thought, shit, if she looks this good in a bikini she must be so hot naked, which would lead to thinking about all the big cocks her gaping hole gets filled with, or other dirty shit she does, but now, the clout relies on filming themselves doing their dirty shit, otherwise it didn’t happen, or som other oversharing instagram shit, when I’m over here still happy with the bikini pics!

I guess the upsell, or the foundation of the subscription model, is having the bikini pics, to lure people into the throat fucking videos on onlyfans, since people don’t have an imagination, but the point is, bikinis and swimsuit thirst trapping still happens, so NO complaints over here from a simpler pervert in these modern pervert times!

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