I would consider myself a functioning alcoholic, because I’m not dead yet, but I am really a barely functioning alcoholic, definitely not a high functioning alcoholic, so I know first hand how fucking terrible booze is on the body and mind, which is why I assume it is legalized, they want us all half retards who are sick and who make really dumb drunken decisions, from ordering take-out you can’t afford, only to forgot you made the order, finding it on the door step of the apartment 3 days later after recovering from the hang over, and far worse shit that has got me arrested from being drunk!

So I’m not about to hate on Weed, grown in nature, organically, like a weed, basically given to us from our creator, to ingest and enjoy with what I would call barely a high, it really is weak as fuck, but relaxes your body, mind, fights cancers, helps depression, anxiety, and losens your asshole for anal, yet people still seem to think that weed is the devil’s lettuce, obviously marketed that way by the devil, to get you to not use it to open and expand your mind!

The whole legalization was likely designed to make everyone a lazy retard who eats junk food, but I have a feeling that a handful of indoctrinated idiots will be exactly that, fatter and more disgusting a year after legalization, but there will be at least TWO handfuls of people who are AWAKENED!

The point is, whatever your vice, your self medicating, your self destruction, it’s better when girls are half naked endorsing it, you know to feel less alone and able to jerk off to like minded people!

I am not a pothead, but I should be, it’s legal here!

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