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2022

25

Aug

Attention Walmart Shoppers of the Day

I was looking at Walmart Canada, since I am in Canada for some adult diapers for my obese wife, to make shitting herself a little more dignified, and being the 13 year old boy that I am, I put “pussy” in the search, to my surprise, Walmart’s third party vendors, which is basically their link to Alibaba Asian manufacturers, so Walmart can have some “we didn’t know this was happening”, but as Walmart, they fucking should know it’s happening, and probably do!

So yeah, I went onto search “sex doll”, “dildo”, “Pocket Pussy” and these are the screenshots of the best I found in the 4-5 minutes I did it!

If you’re looking for some beer bottle / pocket pussy, or 2 pound silicone ass to fuck, the Walton’s have got you covered! Good old fashioned small town Arkansas country values, that you can fuck!

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