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2022

25

Aug

Attention Walmart Shoppers of the Day

I was looking at Walmart Canada, since I am in Canada for some adult diapers for my obese wife, to make shitting herself a little more dignified, and being the 13 year old boy that I am, I put “pussy” in the search, to my surprise, Walmart’s third party vendors, which is basically their link to Alibaba Asian manufacturers, so Walmart can have some “we didn’t know this was happening”, but as Walmart, they fucking should know it’s happening, and probably do!

So yeah, I went onto search “sex doll”, “dildo”, “Pocket Pussy” and these are the screenshots of the best I found in the 4-5 minutes I did it!

If you’re looking for some beer bottle / pocket pussy, or 2 pound silicone ass to fuck, the Walton’s have got you covered! Good old fashioned small town Arkansas country values, that you can fuck!

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2018

22

Oct

Hottest Pussy Around for You Perverts of the Day

Her name is Diana and she’s a realistic vagina pocket pussy, not that you know what a realistic vagina looks like or feels like, but why do you need that, when you can get this….it even has a built in cock ring….. GET YOURS NOW

It is only $29.99 before our 10% Discount code DRUNKENSTEPFATHER (which applies to everything on the site, your whole order)( SHOP FOR YOURS NOW )

That is cheaper than any date you’ll take any of the girls you can convince to go on a date with you…and that doesn’t even guarantee sex…that’s a whole other hole you gotta deal with….

So Diana, who you can bang out as much as you want cuz she’s reusable but most importantly…NEVER SAYS NO!!

We all jerk off, women have their vibrators and dildos and butt plugs and they talk about them on Oprah, on social media, everywhere, like it’s some empowering thing….because having an orgasm when you’re a woman isn’t a shameful thing…it’s a celebration all other women want to have a Tupperware party to talk masturbation aides together…it’s like an accomplishment for them and they all brag about…meanwhile male orgasms are stigmatized, seen as mean and aggressive, and this whole #metoo movement is working against us…making .our masturbation tools ridiculed and treated as though we are perverted…not letting us give into our urge to come, or take advantage of the technology available to us, without shame and embarrassment…

Well fuck that, this isn’t the 60s, we aren’t run by the church, we aren’t going to grow hair on our palms jerking off, if anything it keeps us sane…

We need to reclaim our masculinity, by avoiding actually women, and fucking rubber pussies instead of using our damn hand.

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