I don’t really know the context of this video, but I do think it’s pretty aspirational, you know something to hope and dream for, something to wish you can get involved in, or even just experience as a spectator one day, but the only chick you know is your mom and aunt, so it’d be pretty awkward to coordinate! I guess you could always save up your welfare checks and invest in a few whores to cast as the tits, maybe it’ll go viral and make you rich like that Ocean Spray tikok guy!

It is just a bunch of girls getting hosed down the way nature intented for the kind of dude who has a spoiler on his pick-up truck, I mean, this is what dreams are fucking made of!

Tanlines are nature’s highlighter that if they are from the sun are actually hot, so long as the woman isn’t old and leathery like a pile of bones in Florida waiting to die like the QUEEN!

DOES that means KING CHARLES will be on our Canadian money, more reason to END cash to control the population with digital currency, even though CASH is KING, along with KING CHARLES!

I do not believe in global warming, I think there is an attack on the SUN, because they don’t like us getting the messages the sun sends us, since that’s the foundation of all life on this simulation we call earth!

I do not believe in the toxic chemicals they tell us to protect us from the sun, or the chemicals to stain skin, but who cares what I believe in, TAN LINES are amazing!

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