This is from September 5th, so I may have already posted it, you know, all these clickbating celebs trying to compete with the influencers in the most desperate ways is hilarious, since there was a time when celebrities were kept at an arm’s length from you, their personal lives secret, the allure of celebrity compelling because it was a limited club, and we only got what they fed us!

Now these aged out bitches who shouldn’t even know what the internet or social media is based on their age alone, but also based on their celebrity alone, are posting thirst trap pics in their mid 40s to get jerked off to, or to show off that they do fitness!

They are rich, they are working, this Mexican has a Tequila brand, yet here she is with a “look at me, you’d like to fuck me, but you never will since I’m famous”..

So they all have the same shitty “I am a celebrity, thus better than you” ego, but they also post low hanging fruit safe for work smut like they’re an 18 year old about to launch an Onlyfans because working is for suckers!

It’s a weird dynamic, but I’ve hated Eva Longoria pretty much since she became famous as a race baiter, who is Mexican, but who seems like she uses that to get ahead and that’s just trash!

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