This is disturbing.

I didn’t find Brooke Shields hot when she was marketed as hot, so 40 years later, it’s just fucking weird, but since it’s for the demon Kim Karadshians’ underwear brand, you can pretty much assume it’s part of some satanic sacrifice ritual, because why else would they say “you know who’s an icon who would be great for this, Andre Agassi’s ex, that big bitch from Suddenly Susan who may be less big and more fit but also 20 years older”…..maybe they asked for a different Brooke, but the casting director was dyslexic and lines got crossed and they landed here, and it’s not even because she’s in her 60s that I find this gross, it’s because it is just gross.

MAYBE that is the point. Make people throw-up, it is a Kardashian brand and thus vile to begin with.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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