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Brooke Shields Bra and Panties of the Day

This is disturbing.

I didn’t find Brooke Shields hot when she was marketed as hot, so 40 years later, it’s just fucking weird, but since it’s for the demon Kim Karadshians’ underwear brand, you can pretty much assume it’s part of some satanic sacrifice ritual, because why else would they say “you know who’s an icon who would be great for this, Andre Agassi’s ex, that big bitch from Suddenly Susan who may be less big and more fit but also 20 years older”…..maybe they asked for a different Brooke, but the casting director was dyslexic and lines got crossed and they landed here, and it’s not even because she’s in her 60s that I find this gross, it’s because it is just gross.

MAYBE that is the point. Make people throw-up, it is a Kardashian brand and thus vile to begin with.


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Some Sunday TV Nudity of the Day

TV is pornographic now and I am a huge fan of that, because masturbating to music videos, figure skating, tennis and swimming competitions, Mary Hart’s legs, Chrissy from Threes Company…Jennifer Aniston’s nipples in friends, Roseanne and Oprah on the off days, some sluts on Jerry Springer and Scrambled porn, got boring fast and forced the world to turn to the internet to get off…and in TVs struggle to stay alive, they got a little European up in America….and said “hey sex isn’t all that bad, let’s fucking compete, fuck the Christians and the censors, and the advertisers, it’s on” and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good kind of evolution, progressive unlike when we gave women the right to vote.

Let’s just hope it leads to penetration…

Here’s Anna Paquin in True Blood

Here’s Brooke Smith in Ray Donovan

Here are the pics..

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