I have a terrible memory, which is either because I block out my past due to trauma, alocholism, bad died, early dementia, or a constant thinking ahead because I have trained my brain to do these posts that no one reads every day!

So when I was thinking about what celebs I thought were hot or wanting to fuck in the 80s-90s and 2000s, I couldn’t really come up with any, because I did go to movies, I did listen to music, but I never bothered getting sucked into the whole lifestyle around it!

Meaning, I didn’t care who the actors were, if they were naked and I happened to have the rental, I’d jerk off to it and leave it at that, so I was never a fan, which is why I thought this site would be funny, a celeb site by a non-fan!

I remember making a bet with someone during X-Tina’s DIRTY era, where she was a tiny thing with bolt ons who looked like a gutter whore who would eat your ass, a big deal at the time because ass eating didn’t become standard practice yet, and that bet was that I would fuck her before either of us died, so I guess the challenge is still technically on 20 years later!

I was hoping she’d be more of a falling off, broke, destitute, turning tricks by now, you know so that I could get her sex at a discount, but instead, it seems she’s been paid well enough to keep her fed…..very well fed.

I won’t throw the towel in yet, but I don’t think her obesity will be the insecure kind, she’s likely still got a huge ego, but she’s also got huge tits, as fat girls do, so it’s worth putting the effort into this seduction, I mean, I have a bet to win, I just don’t remember who I made it with and obviously, I didn’t actually think I’d ever fuck her, but GAME ON, the key to life is setting goals and working towards them, that’s what gives us purpose!

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