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2022

06

Oct

Kendall Jenner Nipples for a Campaign of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the hot Kardashian because she doesn’t look like a total fucking muppet, so I like to think they moulded her pussy like it was a Fleshlight for Bruce after he cut his dick off, you know, make it genetically accurate!

She’s a top model because her family are a bunch of product pushing whores, so her audience is mindless shoppers the people trying to cash in on the internet need, allowing her to get gigs she probably isn’t all that qualified for, since she is a Kardashian affiliate born into this insanely weird version of the home shopping channel thanks to social media, destroying the fabric of America in the process!

She has her tits out and her body looks good, so who cares about the evil womb she crawled out of, or was raised by, even if the rumors that she was born a dude but they needed a chick, so they raised her as one are true the puberty blocked transgenders are better at passing and we’re just looking at her tits here, so the whole “did I have sex with a men” drama doesn’t happen, kinda like when you jerk off to tranny porn when the wife’s at work, only less gay than that, weirdo!

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