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2022

12

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I think one of my big life regrets was not being as into cameltoes as I should have been becasue I was introduced to the cameltoe by an obese lunch lady in high school in sweatpants too small because they didn’t make fat lady sizes back then, and all she could do is squeeze the fuck into the elastic band and for whatever reason, it would make me lose my appetite, usually because she’d be picking out her cameltoe when serving me my damn 2 dollar spaghetti lunch….and it set me off for cameltoe hate for far too long until realizing that fat ladies in tight pants cameltoes are not hot chick in tight pant cameltoe since not all cameltoes are created equally and thank god for that…..there are levels to the cameltoe game and lucky for us, it’s trendy for the athleisure wearing hive mind, so pussy through pants is eveywhere and that’s worthy of finding an appreciation for leaving the house after two years of captivity by the demonic overlords!

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