Sydney Sweeney Brings the Tits to the Desert of the Day

Sydney Sweeney my not have the hottest face, but she’s a fit body with a set of monster tits bigger than your head, and that’s all it really takes to be Time’s Most Influential person, unless they were just using Sweeney to sell magazines to nerds into big actor titties…

I didn’t look into why they decided she was influential, maybe it’s because she went from 100k followers when no one noticed her on some pretty serious shows, she wasn’t using her tits to get noticed at the time, they saved those for the high impact reveal that was Euphoria….like granny always said, DO NOT DO ANAL ON YOUR FIRST PORN SCENE DAY…..you’ll have nothing left to sell…

So yeah, she got naked on dark and depressing pervert show about teens, and went viral because of that, only to get naked a lot more in season two, while having a few other shitty movies under her belt, that also used her tits, and White Lotus, which also used her tits…..so I guess what Time is saying is TITS Get Hits….probably the only TRUTH they’ve truthed.

Anyway, she was in the Sahara Desert with her tits, doing her best impression of a camel with the double humps…because camel hump tit jokes that aren’t funny is all I got….since I am not Time’s most influential person I don’t need quality jokes….apparently, I just need hot tits.

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